• Have you ever seen a grumpy monkey on the internet? It’s the best kind of monkey. There is no better kind of animal than a disgruntled primate. Gorillas and chimps are also funny when they are in bad moods. I have seen a lot of comedy videos starring simians in various states of unhappiness and boy are they hysterical. Have you ever seen monkeys throwing fruit at each other? It’s awesome. If I was a cartoon maker, then I would only make animated cartoons about silly little monkeys and chimps and maybe even lemurs even though they are not nearly advanced in evolutionary terms. I think lemurs are pretty cute, but not nearly as cute as monkeys because they look more like animals than people. Monkeys are just like little hairy children with tails. I also like how monkeys carry their babies around. Baby monkeys are cute as well but grown ups are better.

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